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Coming Home

February 18th, 2009 · 11 Comments

         I remember as a little boy growing up on a tobacco farm in North Carolina listening to the men in the fields under the hot summer sun talk about their sexual conquests, one trying to outdo the other’s story.  As they boasted and teased each other with their fantasies and stories up and down the tobacco rows, I would find myself, sitting up on the tractor, immersed in a feeling of kinship with them, even though I had no stories of my own to share.  I would also notice that each time it happened, I would be taken into a place of deep longing—a deep internal yearning—for something which, at the time, was unknown to me and yet, at the same time, felt so very familiar.

     That same yearning would take me over the next forty-some odd years in many different directions.  It would draw me into exhilarating/terrifying sexual exploration games of “show me yours and I’ll show you mine” with my fifth grade classmates on Saturday afternoons.  It would inspire an idealistic college freshman to reject the prohibitions and exclusivity of his childhood Protestant religion because “it just didn’t make sense”.  It would drive a confused and image-conscious young man of twenty to run blindly in denial into a marriage and a life of conformity.  It would cause an ambitious and curious medical student who wanted “to help people” and “to every day be a part of the biggest miracle on the planet” to pursue a career in Obstetrics and Gynecology, bearing witness constantly to the power of creative sexual energy to birth itself.

     Indeed, it was that yearning that caused my body to betray my own mind and my own morals to seek itself out in connection with other men.  It was that yearning that refused to be silenced through infidelities and failed relationships, accusations of being a slut and hours of therapy, shame-filled SAA meetings and endless nights of loneliness.  It was that yearning that kept me driven and seeking more, attempting to find happiness in material things and more awards, and then when that didn’t work, turning to more esoteric and spiritual pursuits.

     And it was that very yearning that led me in 2001 to call for an appointment in response to an ad in a Portland, Oregon, newspaper that offered Tantric Bodywork.  I didn’t really know what Tantra was about but I knew that it had something to do with sexuality and spirituality—and that was enough for me.

     To say that that experience changed my life would be a drastic understatement.  For in that blissful hour and a half that I spent on that gifted man’s table, I found what I had been yearning for.  I found God—and it was in me.

     My Tantric guide told me after the session that he sensed in me the innocence of The Garden of Eden but that I would have to undo years of learned shame in order to access it fully.  He invited me to lunch, during which we got to know each other, and he shared with me his own personal journey into the world of the sexual healing arts.  I left there deliriously hungry for more and at the same time cowering in awe and confusion and fear at all this new information and the sheer power that I had experienced.

     Initially, the fear won out and I promptly put my head in the sand and returned to my routine life, rationalizing away my experiences as some kind of freak accident.

     And then the yearning returned.

     It was louder this time, more visceral, and more persistent.  It would not take no for an answer.

     I began attending Body Electric workshops, doing Breathwork sessions, and then Tantra workshops, and then Sexual Healer Conferences, where one of the facilitators (who would later become a good friend and mentor) asked me if I had reached “the point of no return.”  “Yes”, I said.  “I have.”

     I had indeed.  I could not get enough. I read and studied and listened and attended more workshops.  And suddenly the Universe seemed completely aligned with me.  EVERYTHING became synchronistic. (I finally had to let go of the idea of coincidences.)  It seemed that everywhere I turned the Universe supported me.  I had powerful dreams and met powerful teachers.  Suddenly, out of nowhere, I would get new insights and clarity, have access to certain knowings and truths, and experience bursts of creativity and intuition.  I became aware of new sensations in my body, an intense vibrational orgasmic energy that would rise up from my pelvis and lower spine and sweep upwards through my body, jerky and erratic at first, and then over time becoming a more subtle, riveting hum.  I learned that this new sensation was the awakening of Kundalini, the Life Force energy, often described as “the closest energy to God.”

     And then one day, returning from a Tantric initiation in Hawaii, flying somewhere over Kansas, came what I can only describe as THE CALL. “It is time for you to do this work”, the loud voice said.  “Me?” I said.  “I’m not ready.  I don’t know enough.  I don’t know how.”  “Just do it!”  the even louder voice said.  And there was no room for negotiation.

     And so—I continue to midwife.  The scenery has changed. The body parts are different. The hours are better.  I don’t have to wear scrubs anymore.  But the witnessing is still there.  The sounds coming from clients are often the same—as they give birth to themselves.  Just like my patients before them as they brought new life into the world and just like the many men and women who speak the name of the Most Holy at the moment of orgasm, I now hear client after client shout—or sometimes whisper, as if they are somewhere far, far away—“God.  Oh my God.” 

     “Yes, it is”, I say softly, smiling.  “Welcome Home, my Brother.  Welcome Home.” 

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The Virgin Blogger

August 28th, 2008 · 26 Comments

Welcome to my first BLOG entry!  Having the obsessive-compulsive personality that I do, I have struggled for a while since creating my website to find just the right thing to say for this first entry.  I, of course, wanted it to be perfect!  Finally I decided to practice what I preach and to just be in the moment and to just start writing and see what happened—so here it is…

I have spent the last two years and particularly the last two months traveling the world:  I have had the incredible blessing and luxury of experiencing and getting to know people from Atlanta to Alaska, from Fresno to Frankfurt, from Lewiston to Los Cabos, from Honolulu to Hungary to Hamburg, from Bangkok to Budapest to Berkeley, from Berlin to Barcelona to Big Sur, from Prague to Peru, from Copenhagen to Cologne, from Charlotte to Charlottesville, from Vancouver to Venezuela, from San Francisco to Stuttgart to Sedona to Seattle, from Miami to Munich to Malmö, from Phoenix to Phuket, from Chicago to Chiang Mai, from London to Lima to Lake Titicaca, from Bogata to Birmingham, from Milan to Manila, from Turks and Caicos to Tennessee to Tampa, from Kauai to Cusco to Cary, from San Diego to St. Thomas to Singapore, from New York to New Zealand, from Toronto to Tel Aviv, from Capetown to Cairns, from Iraq to Quepos, from Yosemite to Ibiza to Rio de Janeiro, and from Hilo to Harbin Hot Springs.

I have seen many different sites, heard (and even attempted to speak) many different languages, tasted many different foods, caught whiffs of many different aromas, and touched many different things.  I have witnessed vastly different customs and cultures and ways of life.  I have noticed stark contrasts in values and philosophies and standards of living.  I have been aware of different energies in certain countries and cities and their inhabitants.  But there is one thing that I have discovered that is common to us all, one thing that is universal, one thing that exists as a common denominator throughout all peoples and cultures…and that thing is that WE ALL WANT TO LOVE AND BE LOVED.

I have seen time and time again, in so many different ways, how people, whether consciously or unconsciously, try to move beyond the lie that we are all separate, try to once again feel that soul connection between each other and all there is, and try to once again feel at home and safe within their own bodies.  Because I am who I am and because I do what I do (and because I have a special affinity for saunas and bathhouses), the way I most commonly see this happening is through SEX.  I have witnessed and experienced over and over again the magic of how sexual energy and connection can transcend race and culture and religion and age and physical attributes and gender identity and sexual orientation and just about anything else that usually (in our mind) separates and isolates us.  And just for a moment…sometimes just for a nanosecond…there IS NO SEPARATION…and we feel safe and at peace and at home.

And here is the good news:  once we experience it (even for a nanosecond), we know that the lie is a lie.  We know that we have been sold a bag of goods.  We know that there is something far greater and more powerful.  Sure our minds will start to (fairly quickly usually) begin to convince us that the lie is still true and we probably will go back to our isolated, separated, shame-filled existence.  But the seed has been planted…

So why I am writing about this?  (Long pause here for a lot of pondering…)  I think first of all it is to say that I have been right all along:  IT’S OK TO BE A SLUT.  I have explained and rationalized my sexual behavior and promiscuity for years:  through failed relationships, through 12 step programs for sexual addiction, through first (and last) date disclaimer conversations, to myself, to my God.  And by Goddess, now I know (I really know) that all along I have been searching for the same thing as everyone else.  And more importantly, I know how to find it!  I always did.

The second (and most relevant and important) reason I am writing about this here is that now that I know this vital piece of Universal Truth, I cannot keep it to myself.  I know what I am on this planet to do, and that is to let EVERYONE who will listen (or read) know about this “dirty little secret” that centuries of governments and religions have successfully hidden from the masses.  The time has come for us to reclaim our birthright to the very energy that brought us all here, and to learn how to utilize this energy not just to transform our own lives but also to transform and shift the consciousness of this planet.  It is not an option.  The denial of our sexual energy is at the root of all of our divisions and wars and violence and is at the root of the destruction of our planet.  It must end.

Well for someone who didn’t know what to write, that was a melodramatic mouthful.  But as much as it contains the usual New Ageisms and clichés, I really believe it—and it is what is at the heart of my work.  It is that Vision of a world where we are all experiencing that moment of connection to each other and to Source simultaneously that feeds me and sustains me and makes me long even more for its Manifestation.

How’s that for a first time blogger?

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